tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81539213370033596982011-04-21T12:34:52.660-07:00Robocoophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03435638501709445698noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8153921337003359698.post-42290755874095017962008-08-18T22:05:00.000-07:002008-08-18T22:06:09.411-07:00Why I am Voting Democrat this November...<br /><br />I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a much better job of spending the money I earn than I would spending it on my family.<br /><br />I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.<br /><br />I'm voting Democrat because the minute we pull out our troops out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.<br /><br />I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell me if it will rain during our picnic this Saturday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away and the polar bears will drown in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius or taking public transportation, even as they continue to fly in their Lear Jets to tell us how we're killing the planet while flying to their numerous mansions.<br /><br />I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of unborn babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.<br /><br />I'm voting Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to keep most of their profits for themselves. They need to give most of their profits to the government for redistribution as the compassionate liberals see fit.<br /><br />I'm voting Democrat because I believe four or five pointy-headed elitist liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution whenever they see fit to suit some other pointy-headed elitist kook-fringe liberals who would NEVER get their agendas past the American voters.<br /><br />I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here, and we don't have any guns in the house to fight them off with, they're just go back home.<br /><br />I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whoever and whatever I want. I've decided to marry myself.<br /><br />I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 8 cents on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas 60 cents isn't, and because those evil oil men at Exxon-Mobil made $4000 a second profit is ripping us off, but Exxon-Mobil paying $14,000 a second in taxes to the government sounds fair to me.<br /><br />Actually, I'll <span style="font-weight: bold;">NEVER</span> vote democrat...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8153921337003359698-4229075587409501796?l=robocooprants.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Robocoophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03435638501709445698noreply@blogger.com0